Year 4s being French. Nice work.
Yesterday I started drinking with my neighbours upstairs at 1pm and didn't stop until 11pm. I was 15 minutes late for work this morning because I woke up at 8:20. I must have turned my alarm clock off in my sleep. I had slept in my clothes so am still wearing the same thing I was yesterday. I reckon I am still drunk. When I got in I sat at my desk for about 10 minutes just trying to orientate myself and think straight. I had kindy classes. It was actually ok because we are just practicing the songs for the concert next week. Afterwards when I was leaving I decided for some reason to stop in at one classroom and just make stupid noises in front of the kids for a while and they LOVED it. I must be drunk. Seriously, I just wandered in and stood there and they were sitting on the floor cross legged just looking up at me waiting for me to speak and I just cupped my hands over my mouth and started nattering away. I reckon they thought I was speaking English. They were dying of laughter. And then I just started numbering them in order of noisiness afterwhich they told me I was ichiban urusai (the noisiest). Dunno where that came from!
Yesterday I started drinking with my neighbours upstairs at 1pm and didn't stop until 11pm. I was 15 minutes late for work this morning because I woke up at 8:20. I must have turned my alarm clock off in my sleep. I had slept in my clothes so am still wearing the same thing I was yesterday. I reckon I am still drunk. When I got in I sat at my desk for about 10 minutes just trying to orientate myself and think straight. I had kindy classes. It was actually ok because we are just practicing the songs for the concert next week. Afterwards when I was leaving I decided for some reason to stop in at one classroom and just make stupid noises in front of the kids for a while and they LOVED it. I must be drunk. Seriously, I just wandered in and stood there and they were sitting on the floor cross legged just looking up at me waiting for me to speak and I just cupped my hands over my mouth and started nattering away. I reckon they thought I was speaking English. They were dying of laughter. And then I just started numbering them in order of noisiness afterwhich they told me I was ichiban urusai (the noisiest). Dunno where that came from!
Yesterday the menu was sangria. A LOT of sangria. We watched Kath and Kim! It was very very funny because we were all very very drunk. And in the end I vaguely recall having a very proufound conversation about something or other during which I had a new thought about something very interesting - but I can't remember what it was! More public holidays like that one I say. Oh and I ate THE most delicious food I have ever had in Japan. Peruvian dish that my neighbour made, he told me how to make it and it sounds really easy but I bet I stuff it up. I made vego pasta and people actually liked it! Yar. Tonight we're going out for food and drinks after my neighbour's speech at the BOE. It's gonna be a messy weekend :)
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I just turned up to work at 3pm.
No questions asked.
But I was watching gridiron at a mates hose.
Hard work, but somebody has to do it.
I've always had a bit of a guilty conscience about that night for the people who had to go to work the next day! I wish I could remember what that profound thing was too.
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