The ideas pan is dry

I think I may have mentioned before that I have to do a five minute stint in front of the camera each week called L&L Time. It means that I have to come up with something amusing to show the kids each week that is both in very basic English also has something to think about in it (besides the fact that they can't understand it). I am getting extremely tired of coming up with ideas. Last week I finished up my swimming theme story boards and now I am stuck for ideas. What pisses me off even more about it is that the kids don't even watch it. Usually when Special Time comes on they are still organising their food, or just generally dicking around so they don't even listen to it, the only people who do listen are the ones who think it's so bloody important for the kids to hear English randomly that they make me do this stupid broadcast. So I am only doing it so the boss can go to sleep each night believing that her students are learning heaps of English. Not really a huge motivator. If the kids actually enjoyed, or even watched the bloody thing I might not mind having to spend hours scratching my head over ideas and longer yet trawling the internet for pictures that represent the exact idea I am trying to convey because they sure as shit can't understand what I am saying.

When is lunch anyway? I'm starving.