I ate Bert's leg

You know you have a big piece of chocolate when you have to cut it up with a knife because it's too hard for your teeth to get through. This was my main preoccupation last night. I put the big choccie frog that a friend sent me in the fridge and when I tried to eat him (just a little bit), it was too hard to get my teeth through, they just left little knawing marks on the edge, like the mice had been at it. So I had to get the big kitchen knife out and cut his leg off. Even that took a while. I really felt like I earned that chocolate.